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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 09:34

Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
No go.
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Russell takes win in Canada as Piastri and Norris collide - Formula 1
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Apple’s struggles to update Siri lead to investor concerns over AI strategy - Financial Times
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...